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    justcallmefae: “The two men who had sat before her in the gallery were presented to her.” &#8220;After a dry spell, the rain built in the north and rolled up in a great, towering fortress of cloud, flickering in its belly with lightnings.&#8221;

    justcallmefae:

    “The two men who had sat before her in the gallery were presented to her.”

    “After a dry spell, the rain built in the north and rolled up in a great, towering fortress of cloud, flickering in its belly with lightnings.”

    (Source: thefuckwouldisaywhatfor)

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