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    lizclimo:

A comic I did featuring Gossamer for the Girls Drawin’ Girls show at the Chuck Jones Gallery in San Diego! If you’re planning on going to the San Diego Comic-Con International this year, be sure to stop by!
**Edit: I should point out that I will not be at the show, I am going to be on a trip that weekend (for my birthday! woo!) but this drawing will definitely be there to greet you, as well as a few signed limited edition prints!

    lizclimo:

    A comic I did featuring Gossamer for the Girls Drawin’ Girls show at the Chuck Jones Gallery in San Diego! If you’re planning on going to the San Diego Comic-Con International this year, be sure to stop by!

    **Edit: I should point out that I will not be at the show, I am going to be on a trip that weekend (for my birthday! woo!) but this drawing will definitely be there to greet you, as well as a few signed limited edition prints!

    (via wolgan)

    — 1 day ago with 720 notes

    #lol  #gossamer 

    So, my girlfriend came to visit me for two weeks. Now that she’s gone, I find myself putting down the toilet seat even though I don’t have to.;)

    — 1 day ago with 1 note

    #lol  #toilet seat 
    On my way to Canada and stopping in Preble NY to pee. Another peeing blog just followed me, must be 10 so far. 
I’m not into watching women pee so will not follow back, sorry.. 😜

    On my way to Canada and stopping in Preble NY to pee. Another peeing blog just followed me, must be 10 so far.
    I’m not into watching women pee so will not follow back, sorry.. 😜

    — 3 days ago with 1 note

    #lol  #piss  #pee  #peeing  #rest stop 
    alalae:

alalae:

slheepy:

alalae:

calebostgaard:

A young man and a woman enjoy swimming in flooded St. Mark’s Square in Venice, Italy, Sunday, Nov. 11, 2012. I want this.

NEED THIS

UNREAL

amazing. reblogging for the 50th time

here i am again reblogging for about the 70th time

I bet that water is very dirty..

    alalae:

    alalae:

    slheepy:

    alalae:

    calebostgaard:

    A young man and a woman enjoy swimming in flooded St. Mark’s Square in Venice, Italy, Sunday, Nov. 11, 2012. I want this.

    NEED THIS

    UNREAL

    amazing. reblogging for the 50th time

    here i am again reblogging for about the 70th time

    I bet that water is very dirty..

    (via queencuntfucker-deactivated2014)

    — 6 days ago with 318191 notes

    #lol 
    A good lesson for  all…

Joe’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning
and asked him what the hell he was doing?

Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right  answer.
(via Google plus)

    A good lesson for  all…

    Joe’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning
    and asked him what the hell he was doing?

    Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right  answer.
    (via Google plus)

    — 1 week ago

    #lol  #penis 
    facts-i-just-made-up:

The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast.  Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs.  Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.
Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    The Cnidaria Mammaris or “Sea Boob” is named for its resemblance to the human breast.  Endemic to the southern Pacific Ocean, the Sea Boob can grow up to 15ft wide (Bra size WWWW) and is often found in pairs.  Under the surface, the Sea Boob has poisonous tentacles like those of a jellyfish that reach to the sea floor, where they entangle bottom dwellers to feed.

    Sea Boobs were hunted throughout the 19th century, coveted as an aphrodisiac or just caught and squeezed for pleasure by lonely sailors. They may have played a role in the origin of the myth of mermaids as well.

    (Source: fantasticallyweirdshit)

    — 1 week ago with 2823 notes

    #lol  #boobies  #sea  #ocean  #wet 
    facts-i-just-made-up:

Taco Bell Loses Airline Food Contract
(AP 12-4-12) While Taco Bell had successfully negotiated rights to supply food on all United and Pan-Am flights, the first flights under their contract were disastrous.  89 of the 102 flights taking place on the first day were plagued with extensive lavatory problems, in most cases the airplane bathrooms were overflowed with waste and had to be purged in flight, not to mention the accidents happening to passengers who could not make it to the restrooms due to the extreme lines.
"We’ve halted the Taco Bell program and returned to our usual caterers," said Airline representative Joe C. Schmoe, "We thought it would be a good idea to offer Taco Bell’s delicious food to passengers given the stresses and limitations of TSA era air travel, but we see now how this was in error, and will stick with what works in the future".

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    Taco Bell Loses Airline Food Contract

    (AP 12-4-12) While Taco Bell had successfully negotiated rights to supply food on all United and Pan-Am flights, the first flights under their contract were disastrous.  89 of the 102 flights taking place on the first day were plagued with extensive lavatory problems, in most cases the airplane bathrooms were overflowed with waste and had to be purged in flight, not to mention the accidents happening to passengers who could not make it to the restrooms due to the extreme lines.

    "We’ve halted the Taco Bell program and returned to our usual caterers," said Airline representative Joe C. Schmoe, "We thought it would be a good idea to offer Taco Bell’s delicious food to passengers given the stresses and limitations of TSA era air travel, but we see now how this was in error, and will stick with what works in the future".

    (Source: tibets, via freewaffleshere)

    — 1 week ago with 1593 notes

    #lol  #taco bell  #diarrhea 
    The Wish

    A guy is walking along a beach in Tel Aviv when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

    A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

    The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”

    “Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life -at this age”

    “OK, then, I want to die after the Israelis and…

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    — 1 week ago

    #joke  #lol