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    "You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."
    Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

    (Source: swarthyvillain, via ohyourdoingitwrong)

    — 4 days ago with 6880 notes

    #lol  #fucks  #quote  #sounds like something Robin Williams would say 
    Via Joe Namath page on Facebook

    Via Joe Namath page on Facebook

    — 1 month ago with 1 note

    #rip  #robin williams  #peter pan  #quote 
    "

    O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;
    The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
    The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
    While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

    But O heart! heart! heart!
    O the bleeding drops of red,
    Where on the deck my Captain lies,
    Fallen cold and dead.
    O Captain! My Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
    Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
    For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
    For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

    Here captain! dear father!
    This arm beneath your head;
    It is some dream that on the deck,
    You’ve fallen cold and dead.
    My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
    My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
    The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
    From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;

    Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
    But I, with mournful tread,
    Walk the deck my captain lies,
    Fallen cold and dead.

    "
    O Captain! my Captain! - Walt Whitman (via skyestrumpet)

    (Source: catladykatt, via craxis222)

    — 1 month ago with 68 notes

    #quote  #poem  #captain o captain  #Kirk  #star trek 
    "In order to be successful in Social Media, you need to be social."
    Paul Camuso (my web guy)

    (Source: williamshatner)

    — 2 months ago with 968 notes

    #quote  #true  #social media 
    "Everything interests me, but nothing holds me."
    Fernando Pessoa. (via esdrujulasmuertas)

    (via symphony-in-g)

    — 2 months ago with 82676 notes

    #quote  #true 
    "Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn’t sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim."
     Paulo Coelho (via purplebuddhaproject)

    (via rockmynaughtysocks)

    — 3 months ago with 1311 notes

    #true  #quote  #sex  #passion 
    "Novels aren’t just happy escapes; they are slivers of people’s souls, nailed to the pages, dripping ink from veins of wood pulp. Reading the right one at the right time can make all the difference."
    Brandon Sanderson  (via mirroir)

    (Source: burninggravity, via sirsays)

    — 3 months ago with 27111 notes

    #novels  #quote  #brandon sanderson 
    I only agree with the first sentence.

    I only agree with the first sentence.

    — 4 months ago

    #quote 
    "The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts."
    Bryant H. McGill (via bryantmcgill)

    So very true…

    (via pandoranora)

    (Source: bryantmcgill, via pandoranora-deactivated20140829)

    — 6 months ago with 23172 notes

    #true  #quote 
    mynudeselfproject:

MyNudeSelfProject - 06 March 2014
“Anyone who has lost something they thought was theirs forever finally comes to realise that nothing really belongs to them.” ― Paulo Coelho

    mynudeselfproject:

    MyNudeSelfProject - 06 March 2014

    “Anyone who has lost something they thought was theirs forever finally comes to realise that nothing really belongs to them.” ― Paulo Coelho

    — 6 months ago with 103 notes

    #true  #quote  #mmm  #tattoo  #art  #photography 
    "We find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us."
    Steinbeck via Google
    — 6 months ago

    #Steinbeck  #quote  #google  #doodle